I Don't Actually Care What The Founding Fathers Wanted Tank Top

Why on earth should you care about the opinions of drunk classists who barely thought most people were people? Perhaps we shouldn't be clinging desperately to the words of extremely flawed men who died almost 200 years ago. A classic, staple tank top. A timeless classic intended for anyone looking for great quality and softness.

• Unisex sizing
• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Side-seamed

Standard fulfillment time is 2-5 business days. Please note this does not include delivery time once your item has shipped.

Returns & Exchanges

I ordered the wrong size! Can I return/exchange it?

In order to reduce overproduction, everything I currently offer is made-to-order. Because of this, I cannot accept returns or exchanges for incorrect sizing at this time. I sincerely apologize for any inconvenience this may cause. Please make sure you check any size charts carefully to ensure the best fit! I am also happy to answer any questions I can about the fit of any garments you may be interested in.

There’s a problem/quality issue with my order! Can I return it?

Yes! Any issues regarding misprints, defects or faults with the item (that are not caused by misuse or mishandling) will be accepted for a return with a full refund or replacement. Please reach out to me via the Contact page, or e-mail at misselaneousart@gmail.com as soon as possible so I can get the return process started for you. Please note, any returns regarding quality or damage issues must be submitted no later than 2 weeks after delivery date!